September 2009
129 posts
#townsongs ‘Town called Malham’
Still recovering from nerd night. Ugh! Afternoon kip & fish finger sarnie is gently cobbling my soul back together
Morning all! I’m in the transitional fug that precedes the first of a bout of nightshifts. I may be grumpy today..
13yr old rings me from a rowdy rugby tour bus to tell me he won/loves me. I feel an equal pang of pride & fear of letting go. Bloody kids.
I hate not sleeping. Up since 4 on & off. Made worse by blissfull snorer next to me {{{fume}}}!!
Hey everybody!! It’s only Blummin’ @aerodynamix’s birthday! Altogether.. http://bit.ly/I1cTa
Here we go.. Let’s party like geeks, dood! \m/ \m/ http://yfrog.com/0j6aqgj
I question if I’m enjoying peep show. I think it’s fantastic but i’m having to watch it from behind a cushion like i used to watch Dr Who
I never thought I’d fit 2 large men at the same time through that opening. Shows what you can achieve with determination & a deep breath
Id like to dedicate my last tweet to @nashg, my Carry On mentor..
Got a nice man coming to stuff my loft. He said it’d take about an hr cos the opening’s very small & he’s got a lot of foam to get in there.
#ebethchallenge I’m sitting in a hospital waiting room. It would appear somewhat vain to draw myself at the mo..
I took this first but I looked like my piles were playing up.. #ebethchallenge http://yfrog.com/0lmfptj
Got to go into a hospital ON MY DAY OFF for a physio appt. I avoid them like the plague normally.
I will obviously be throwing in the ‘do you know who I am?’ staff card.. Might get some free, um, crutches..
Hope u all appreciated that last tweet. I forgot I cut & pasted it & whilst showing my dad the new Hoover I want..Yep, u know the rest..
http://bit.ly/4snB6s What to buy for the man who has everything… O_o
Doh! So jealous I can’t join the #nerdherd tonight. Have fun! Don’t do as many vodka sticks as I would!..
RT @charltonbrooker http://bit.ly/3iUmG4 (via @amisanthropist) just in case there’s anyone out there not following @charltonbrooker already
I love going in to Matalan with a reusable Somerfield bag. It says ‘you’re not the only shit place I shop in’
I’m at work in an hour! Why am I tweeting you lot in a Sally Army car park? By the lord Harry…
Why is it only when I get in my car & use my rear mirror I remember how badly I need to pluck my eyebrows? Grrr!..
£15 for a sheet? Come on!.. http://yfrog.com/0j16515899j
I have just gone into a Matalan changing room to put on a school girl uniform. I officially have no shame.
I love that my biggest worldwide concern right now is whether I have enough battery life to play poker in the bath.
I caved last & took a sleeping tablet. 9 hrs later have woke up with the mad, blank face of a local from Deliverance. Hope I can drive.
I’ve got two earworms. Anyone want one? I’m willing to consider a swap.
Dolphin friendly tuna makes me sad. Who are those dolphins going to play with now? :-(
Aaaaah!! Beeeeeeeeed! Sweeeeet!
Poor old Keith: http://bit.ly/GhL2I (via @gilescoren)
Carrying a rabbit & guinea pig into the garden with no belt on your dressing gown is no mean feat…
..so now I’m carrying a rabbit & a guinea pig into the garden & showing my tits to the neighbours #petcornerFAIL
Gah! Missed the charidee fireman carwash. Just drove past them with my tongue stuck sorrowfully to the window.
Ok, are the people who can’t see me using Tweetdeck?
http://bit.ly/fNpjL you don’t that on easyjet
Who can’t see me on here? I can see me on here.. I’m wearing a hat if that helps.
I hate killing things :-( I’m walking ‘round the living room swatting wasps: “BANG!! Sorry.. BANG!! Sorry.. BANG!!..sorry..”
RT @gibbzer: @bettybluetoyou Me too. How poetic! :-D
RT @ulul: look out for your twitter-twin #almostthesamenick #FF @cherrymorello @jennymorelli gah! If only I spoke Swedish.. :-/
Ooer, using twitter from twitterific. Weird. It’s like when you were little & your mum had just had her hair permed.
Tried to use twitteriffic but I can’t remember my password :-/ there doesn’t seem to be an option to reset it?
Here’s my gorgeous rescue Pattie, she’s perfect in every way :-) @hawaii1 http://yfrog.com/0rldstj
Please settle an argument. Boyfriend says ketchup is ‘King of Sauces’ Discuss.
“sauces have gradings, like rizlas. Heinz, Daddies, Branston = Blue, green, red - but actually it’s deeper than that. U need a rizla debate”
RT @KGDulock: A famous Banksy painting has been painted over “by mistake”. Oops. http://bit.ly/16BW6w sacrilege!
Right. No more interesting tweets unless you’re all willing to give me a synopsis when I wake up later. Night all! Be boring!
I ask you to be dull & what do I get? Mouse castration, new haircuts & @ebethchallenges! Do you not listen to a word I say, dammit?
Hahaha! I typed ‘spink’ & my spell check said “Ahem, did you mean spunk, madam?” like a polite butler..
I haven’t even got to the boxes of spunk yet.
So now we can’t shower http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8254206.stm What next, farting in the bath linked to E Coli?