September 2009
129 posts
#townsongs ‘Town called Malham’
Still recovering from nerd night. Ugh! Afternoon kip & fish finger sarnie is gently cobbling my soul back together
Morning all! I’m in the transitional fug that precedes the first of a bout of nightshifts. I may be grumpy today..
13yr old rings me from a rowdy rugby tour bus to tell me he won/loves me. I feel an equal pang of pride & fear of letting go. Bloody kids.
I hate not sleeping. Up since 4 on & off. Made worse by blissfull snorer next to me {{{fume}}}!!
Hey everybody!! It’s only Blummin’ @aerodynamix’s birthday! Altogether.. http://bit.ly/I1cTa
Here we go.. Let’s party like geeks, dood! \m/ \m/ http://yfrog.com/0j6aqgj
I question if I’m enjoying peep show. I think it’s fantastic but i’m having to watch it from behind a cushion like i used to watch Dr Who
I never thought I’d fit 2 large men at the same time through that opening. Shows what you can achieve with determination & a deep breath
Id like to dedicate my last tweet to @nashg, my Carry On mentor..
Got a nice man coming to stuff my loft. He said it’d take about an hr cos the opening’s very small & he’s got a lot of foam to get in there.
#ebethchallenge I’m sitting in a hospital waiting room. It would appear somewhat vain to draw myself at the mo..
I took this first but I looked like my piles were playing up.. #ebethchallenge http://yfrog.com/0lmfptj
I will obviously be throwing in the ‘do you know who I am?’ staff card.. Might get some free, um, crutches..
Got to go into a hospital ON MY DAY OFF for a physio appt. I avoid them like the plague normally.
Doh! So jealous I can’t join the #nerdherd tonight. Have fun! Don’t do as many vodka sticks as I would!..
Hope u all appreciated that last tweet. I forgot I cut & pasted it & whilst showing my dad the new Hoover I want..Yep, u know the rest..
http://bit.ly/4snB6s What to buy for the man who has everything… O_o
RT @charltonbrooker http://bit.ly/3iUmG4 (via @amisanthropist) just in case there’s anyone out there not following @charltonbrooker already
I love going in to Matalan with a reusable Somerfield bag. It says ‘you’re not the only shit place I shop in’
I’m at work in an hour! Why am I tweeting you lot in a Sally Army car park? By the lord Harry…
Why is it only when I get in my car & use my rear mirror I remember how badly I need to pluck my eyebrows? Grrr!..
£15 for a sheet? Come on!.. http://yfrog.com/0j16515899j
I love that my biggest worldwide concern right now is whether I have enough battery life to play poker in the bath.
I have just gone into a Matalan changing room to put on a school girl uniform. I officially have no shame.
Aaaaah!! Beeeeeeeeed! Sweeeeet!
Dolphin friendly tuna makes me sad. Who are those dolphins going to play with now? :-(
I caved last & took a sleeping tablet. 9 hrs later have woke up with the mad, blank face of a local from Deliverance. Hope I can drive.
I’ve got two earworms. Anyone want one? I’m willing to consider a swap.
Poor old Keith: http://bit.ly/GhL2I (via @gilescoren)
..so now I’m carrying a rabbit & a guinea pig into the garden & showing my tits to the neighbours #petcornerFAIL
Carrying a rabbit & guinea pig into the garden with no belt on your dressing gown is no mean feat…
Gah! Missed the charidee fireman carwash. Just drove past them with my tongue stuck sorrowfully to the window.
Who can’t see me on here? I can see me on here.. I’m wearing a hat if that helps.
RT @ulul: look out for your twitter-twin #almostthesamenick #FF @cherrymorello @jennymorelli gah! If only I spoke Swedish.. :-/
http://bit.ly/fNpjL you don’t that on easyjet
Ok, are the people who can’t see me using Tweetdeck?
RT @gibbzer: @bettybluetoyou Me too. How poetic! :-D
I hate killing things :-( I’m walking ‘round the living room swatting wasps: “BANG!! Sorry.. BANG!! Sorry.. BANG!!..sorry..”
Ooer, using twitter from twitterific. Weird. It’s like when you were little & your mum had just had her hair permed.
Tried to use twitteriffic but I can’t remember my password :-/ there doesn’t seem to be an option to reset it?
Please settle an argument. Boyfriend says ketchup is ‘King of Sauces’ Discuss.
Here’s my gorgeous rescue Pattie, she’s perfect in every way :-) @hawaii1 http://yfrog.com/0rldstj
“sauces have gradings, like rizlas. Heinz, Daddies, Branston = Blue, green, red - but actually it’s deeper than that. U need a rizla debate”
RT @KGDulock: A famous Banksy painting has been painted over “by mistake”. Oops. http://bit.ly/16BW6w sacrilege!
Right. No more interesting tweets unless you’re all willing to give me a synopsis when I wake up later. Night all! Be boring!
I ask you to be dull & what do I get? Mouse castration, new haircuts & @ebethchallenges! Do you not listen to a word I say, dammit?
I haven’t even got to the boxes of spunk yet.
Hahaha! I typed ‘spink’ & my spell check said “Ahem, did you mean spunk, madam?” like a polite butler..
So now we can’t shower http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8254206.stm What next, farting in the bath linked to E Coli?